People Who Hate The Beatles

I've seen websites and heard mean comments about The Beatles all over the web.
I'm going to discuss a few keypoints as to why anyone would *hate* The Beatles so much.

[Here is a lighthearted, critical, almost objectively funny, but half serious point of view on Beatles haters.]

THE REAL REASON:

"I REALLY HATE BEATLES FANS"
"I need to vent my problems on someone, so I blame it on Beatles fans because they 
are one of the most obsessive, passionate people who defend their
pop rock gods to the Tee, baby!"

"THE BEATLES ARE SOOO OVERRATED"

Okay, these guys (or girls) feel like they have sticks up their asses for the reason that *their* favorite band or singer isn't on the same level, heck in the same UNIVERSE as The Beatles are. They feel like they got cheated just because their group's fanbase isn't as crazy and nuts as Beatles fans can be.

"THE BEATLES ARE CRAP. THEY MADE MUSIC? PSH."

 - They never gave listening to The Beatles a real chance. (eg. listening to only the early songs such as I Wanna Hold Your Hand, which may come off as cheesy, stupid, and elementary compared to today's lick my birthday cake, i wanna ride on your horsey horse lyrics of today.)
- They don't understand the creativity of John Lennon. He wrote silly songs such as 1. I Am The Walrus (which may sound stupid to someone who does not embrace outwardly silly songs like this. 2. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (People think it's about freakin' drugs. And drugs are bad for you, right?)
- They despise Paul's silly love songs. They wonder, how in the world could anyone who can write such  simplistic compositions become one of most the successful songwriters/musicians up to date?
- We all live in a Yellow Submarine. Then they stop listening to The Beatles because of that.

"PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID. WHY DO THEY LISTEN TO THIS SHIT?"

- They feel that they're entitled to go against the crowd, because basically anyone who has listened to pop music in the 60s would automatically put The Beatles on their top favorites list.
- They feel threatened by Beatles fans who go nuts over these guys, so they have to be on the defensive mode and just decided to hate their fans and also The Beatles.
- These people think the world revolves around them, and that arguing to fans that Beatles music is shit will make them think otherwise.

"I LIKE TO ANNOY PEOPLE BECAUSE ALL MY FRIENDS LEFT ME ALONE"

- They secretly LOVE The Beatles; These are called closet-fans who admire them, but just want to get a kick out of seeing angry Beatles fans bashing them.
- People with sicknesses that make them obsessed with a particular subject, such as hating on one of the most popular bands to ever exist in Sixties Pop Music.
- Beatles FANATICS who hate the exact thing they're a fan of!

"THE BEATLES ARE MANUFACTURED PIECE OF SHIT"

- Okay, there are people who... just hate stuff. Period. Everything bothers them, even dead pixels on a screen or a speck on on their glasses makes them pissed off and angry at the world. There are people like this.
- They are tired of seeing The Beatles here, there, and everywhere. They are hallucinating. This is part of the opposite of the "Beatlemania high" but they get headaches and if they have schizophrenia, think the world is tearing apart because The Beatles have broken up.

"YOUR INVALID ARGUMENT IS INVALID"

- They make arguments like "Hate on us? Why don't you hate more serious topics like White Power" (which ironically, to some people think The Beatles are white supremacist music, WHICH IRONICALLY to White Nationalists say George & John married non-whites, and Paul recently marrying a "Jew" or two, thus making the argument invalid.)
- Well, the true argument is, why hate on The Beatles? Why not hate on wars, violence, and famine instead? Are you that bored to hate on... music? Popular or not? Hating The Beatles makes their fans love The Beatles even more, and makes you look stupid on wasting your time on something you hate.

"BECAUSE I CAN'T GET LAID"

- Yes, some people are just jealous their girlfriend or boyfriends are too enamored by John Lennon or Paul McCartney, or George Harrison, or maybe even Ringo Starr. Well, if they're gay, Brian Epstein. This makes them angry to the bone making their blood boil to never amount to something so beautiful as they were. You can compare this to girls who get jealous of the girls in porn that their boyfriends watch.
- Boo hoo my girlfriend masturbates to John and sometimes to Paul, and my 14 yr old girlfriend writes Beatle slash whatever that means and giggles at it. I can never have beautiful eyes like Paul or rock the Beatles moptop, I can never get as much hoes as George did, and I can't ever be a lucky ass drummer as Ringo was. Wah. wah.

"AND IN THE END..."

Then there are those who just plainly don't like The Beatles, for whatever reason. It may not be their taste, or maybe they haven't experienced the introduction to how wonderful loving this band could be.

Okay, this is getting off base a bit, but if you've ever broken up with a girlfriend or boyfriend, it ruins every love song there is. :) Deal with it. All You Need is Love!

Thanks for reading... Gotta listen to some Eight Days A Week now! :D


Beatles Hater's Favorite Song: Hello Goodbye